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Spread the word with these great “Knuckle Sandwich” cards!
Don’t just sit there and stew while someone is ruining your movie by talking loudly, or staring at you while you eat in a restaurant. Walk up to them and discreetly hand them a “Knuckle Sandwich” card and gain control of your life back.
Each card is printed in full color on high quality satin finish card stock (2 1/2″ x 3″) and come 35 cards to a pack.
Click on the design that you want and you will be taken to our safe and secure PayPal site where you can place your order in complete confidence.

“Sshh! I didn’t pay all this money to listen to you talk. Please show some courtesy and keep your voice down during the movie.” (35 cards to a pack)

“Quit Staring! You may need professional help.” (35 cards to a pack)

Yes! We can ALL hear you now. Use your inside voice. (35 cards to a pack)

Keep your eyes off of my laptop screen! (35 cards to a pack)

Hi, my name is Randy Hill and I am just one of thousands of people around the world, tired and frustrated with the lack of consideration that is displayed by a growing "demographic" that I call, "the great unwashed and ill-mannered." People who can't seem to get outside their little world long enough to see the stress that they create on the rest of the population.





